A man was caught on camera performing a s3x act on himself with a cucumber in a homeowner's driveway and police are now investigating.
The Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) said it happened around 5:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 6 in the Truxton Circle neighbourhood, not far from Dunbar High School.
Video of the incident was obtained from the owner of the security camera who hoped sharing the footage, which she posted on Reddit, would help police identify the man in order to protect her neighbors and students.
“I was so disgusted, and freaked out,” Catherine Baker said, after reviewing the footage.
It was around dinnertime when Baker’s camera recorded a man with an apparent lunch box entering her driveway and putting a cucumber in the grille of Baker’s SUV.
The video shows the man checking to see if the coast is clear before turning his back to the SUV and inserting the cucumber in his body in a s£x act.
“I want people, I want my neighbors to know and keep an eye out for this person. I want parents to be mindful. There’s a lot of kids, there are high school students, they walk themselves to and from school but we all have to be vigilant about this kind of thing,” Baker said.
According to the police report Baker filed, the man chose to keep going at the act for a long time.
He comes around the passenger side of the SUV, then performs the s£xual act again. He appears to notice the security camera before putting the cucumber back in the lunchbox and then walks away down the adjacent alley.
“It was that eye contact that really unsettled me, because it then continues for longer than one would imagine. And of course, then he saves the cucumber for later, so it really leaves one with a lot of questions that no one wants to have on their mind,” said Baker, who had not seen the man prior to his appearance in the video.
D.C.’s indecent exposure law says that any public penetration for s£xual gratification violates the law. Penalties include a fine of up to $300, prison time of no more than 90 days, or both.
Outside Dunbar High School, Safe Passage Ambassador Vinnia Narh told DC News Now: “There are children walking around, neighborhood kids, elementary school, middle school and high school. So, it’s just a kid-friendly neighborhood so we definitely want to get him out of the way.”
Watch the video below.
my homie sent this clip to me and i read the headline first so i was like oh yea this gotta be fake news…but nah, this nigga really fcked a cucumber in broad daylight in DC pic.twitter.com/mezugrTPUj
— Might Delete Never… (@askneezy) September 10, 2024